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Sunday, October 19, 2014

Movie Review - The Seduction of Misty Mundae (2004)

Movie Review – The Seduction of Misty Mundae (2004)

Looking like it was made in 1974, the seduction of Misty Mundae has all of the characteristics of a mid-1970s film but it was made in 2004! Misty has a series of films about Misty’s erotic adventures but this was the first film. Misty Mundae was made for Cinemax so it is a soft core erotic film. It is about a shy “teenage” girl that visits her aunt while her mom recuperates in the hospital.

Misty is an unbearably shy and aunt suggests that Misty take a bath to loosen herself up before dinner. While Misty is the bathtub, her aunt is masturbating loudly in the next room. Misty overhears her aunt, and gets out of the tub to investigate catching Aunt Inga in the act. Watching Inga masturbate turns Misty on and she finds herself fantasizing about her aunt the rest of the night.

The next day, Misty asks her aunt about masturbation. Her aunt gives her a very correct answer about how to touch herself and listen to her body. That evening, Misty experiments with a hairbrush fantasizing about her aunt on the bed. In her fantasy, she undresses and walks into her aunt’s bedroom while she is masturbating and asks “Aunt Inga, teach me how to fuck!”

Misty meets a neighbor boy and he asks her out on a date. After the date, the go back to his place, and they begin to fool around. The boy comes up with a game called the “touching game”. The rules of the game are she touches him, then he touches her. Misty takes advantage of the situation and explores the boy’s body even down to his pants. She unzips his pants and performs oral on him to completion. Afterwards, the boy kicks her out of his house, leaving Misty painfully sexually frustrated.

At home, her aunt asks her about their date and Misty tells her what happened. She begs her aunt to show her how to touch herself. Misty’s aunt decides to show her what to do by touching Misty’s body. That night Misty was able to finally successfully reach an orgasm.

The next morning Misty hugs and thanks her aunt for her excellent instruction. During the conversation, Misty asks her aunt about sex between two women. Her aunt reluctantly volunteers the information that she is gay and offers to show how two women make love if Misty promises to be quiet. Misty quickly agrees. That night, Aunt Inga’s lover comes over. The two women make love in a candlelit room while Misty quietly watches them in the doorway silently touching herself.

There’s a little more to this film when it comes to erotic scenes. I will leave them up to you to discover on your own.

Overall, in comparison to most of the other films that I have reviewed this film comes off as being a little tame despite its subject matter. It was created for folks who may be turned off by the typical porn films or overwhelmed by some of the overtly sexual films out there. If the Cinemax type films fires your imagination this is the film for you.

In English

Rated R

2 out 5 stars

Pros: Girl / Girl sex, female masturbation, older woman / younger woman sex, 3way girl / girl scene

Cons: Many of the sex scenes were obviously held back or edited for being too sexual leaving a lot to the imagination.

No trailers but there is a link to the full film below.

Misty and Aunt Inga try on clothes after their shopping trip.
Aunt Inga is into power masturbation.

Another wild party...

Monday, August 25, 2014

Movie Review - R100

Movie Review – R100 (2013)

A tall slender Asian woman smoking a cigarette prepares her makeup in a restaurant’s restroom.  She kicks open the restroom door, walking confidently through the quiet restaurant back to the table where her date, Takafumi Katayama is waiting. Takafumi picks up the conversation from where he left off talking about Beethoven. The woman smiles, stands up kicking Takafumi in the head!

Takafumi retreats to the restroom to clean his face. He notices the small gift the woman left for him in the restroom’s toilet. He is pleasantly surprised. When he returns to his table, the woman is gone. He quickly gathers his things and races outside. He catches up with the woman in the trench coat, and she unleashes a fierce martial art attack on Takafumi sending him tumbling down a flight of stairs. The woman rips off her trench coat revealing her black leather corset outfit. Takafumi is entranced. He is so happy that he morphs into something similar to an anime character.

That was a small sample that was given to him by the R100 club. The R100 club is an exclusive club for gentlemen. Each member must be submissive and cannot initiate the random sessions by their team of dominate women. Most of the sessions appear to be different forms of humiliation often in public places. Takafumi arranges sessions via a scheduler and he picks the time and place. One of the clubs stipulations is there is NO CANCELLAZATIONS for any reason. Sometimes you must be careful when choosing the company that you keep.

This movie is an interesting mix of comedy, sexuality and drama. There are several dark themes at play in this movie, and I have not seen anything like it in Western cinema at all. One theme that is a constant in Pinku films is the taking of someone that is a “straight laced” citizen and somehow manipulating them into being a sexual being. Takafumi is definitely someone who truly embraces being a submissive that is turned on by humiliation. We are along for the ride as he is gently pushed further down the kinky rabbit hole that he has dug for himself.

One drawback to this film is that the domination scenes are often more cartoony than erotic. In this particular film a seriously erotic scene would be overwhelming and might destroy the pacing and flow of the film. Another drawback, is the subplot involving Takafumi’s wife who is absent for very understandable reasons that I will not divulge.

Overall, it is an amusing film that I am sure you have never seen before.

In Japanese with English subtitles

3 out of 5 stars

Pros: bondage, Female dominants / male submissive, impromptu BDSM scenes, spitting, flogging, surreal

Cons: Often cartoony BDSM scenarios that are more fantasy than reality, touching yet sad subplot.

Getting your ass kicked in public is an acquired taste.

Its probably unwise to have a BDSM scene in the men's room at work. 

One of the best scenes in the film.

Saturday, August 16, 2014

Movie Review - Irina Palm

Movie Review – Irina Palm (2007)

Irina Palm is one of the most strangely erotic films that I have had the pleasure of viewing. Described as a Tragic / Dark Comedy starring Marianne Faithfull, former rock star and girlfriend of Mick Jagger of the Rolling Stones, as a self-described “middle aged frump” widow named Maggie. Maggie lives a sheltered life in a small conservative community outside of London where she is bullied by her friends. Unfortunately, Maggie’s grandson is very ill and needs urgent medical care in Australia, but the family ran out of money some time ago.

After searching for a job at several agencies in the city, Maggie happened to pass by Sexy World, an adult establishment that was looking for a “hostess”. Maggie immediately interviews for the position not knowing what the job entails with Miki, the club owner. Miki was about to dismiss her, but decided to give her a chance at a position as a glory hole hostess. (A glory hole is a hole that has been purposely cut out of a wall that allows a man to enter his penis into it to be pleasured anonymously by the person on the other side.) Luisa shows Maggie how to perform a hand job on a customer quickly going through the paces with a customer. Each customer is given 6 – 7 minutes to cum or she must press the call button for her supervisor who will physically remove the customer.

It doesn’t take Maggie long to take the control of the driver’s seat. Maggie soon discovers that she does have a skill that she was not aware of and she quickly becomes quite good at her job. Miki tells her that she must have a stage name so that she can pull in more customers and gives her the name Irina Palm after her technique. The name Irina also conjures up the perfect fantasy woman in the minds of the men that visit Maggie each day. Maggie starts to make over $1500 USD a week, unfortunately she needs a large sum of money as soon as possible for her grandson. Miki loans her the money with the caveat that she works for him for 10 weeks until she pays off the debt or he will kill her.

This movie is really all about the blossoming of Maggie’s character. Maggie becomes the “best right hand in Soho” pulling in long lines of customers waiting for a wild time with the beautiful Irina that burns their fantasies.  They have no idea that they are being pleasured by a frumpy middle aged housewife. Being behind the wall allows her to be a sexual goddess while doing a good deed for her grandson.

Marianne Faithfull’s stoic Maggie makes the film feel a bit odd for most of the film. She seems to be the last person in the world who would be working that job, which makes her little smiles when she is working that much more interesting to me.

Believe it or not, but this film is loosely based on the short story and stage play “The Night of the Iguana” by Tennessee Williams.

Rated R

3 out 5 stars

In English

Pros: Strip club, topless dancers, simulated masturbation

Cons: No actual sex scenes

There's nothing like a woman with soft hands...

Her milkshake makes all the boys cum to the yard.

He's having a really good time with Irina.

Thursday, July 17, 2014

Movie Review - American Grindhouse (2010)

Movie Review – American Grindhouse (2010)

This documentary covers the history of American made “grindhouse” films from the 1910s to the present. Many of these films would be considered almost quaint nowadays, but without them there could not have been film noir, soft-core porn, jail house, horror, or torture porn films. Many of the films were questionable but they did feed Hollywood on many levels.  

Related to exploitation films, Grindhouse’s humble beginnings started out with educational films with topics such as child birth, the dangers of STDs and condom use. For many folks at the time, it was the only way that they could receive any type of sexual education.  Arguably, some would say as soon as the invention of the movie was created, there were people attempting to make exploitation films. (See the classic film “The Kiss” that was released as one of the first “controversial” silent films.) Universal Films released the first true exploitation film called “Traffic of Souls” about white slavery in 1913!

The difference between Grindhouse and Exploitation films is fairly simple. Grindhouse films were films of varying "educational" topics that were shown in what would be called adult movie theaters, because many of the subjects were for adults only. Films about nudists etc. were often shown in a semi-documentary format.  Exploitation films were films that were dramatization about sensational subjects of particular genres such as carnival “freaks” or women in prison. 

The term Grindhouse came from the term “Bump and Grind” that were done by burlesque performers that were all over the country during the war years. At some point, burlesque house owners started making films of their performers and began showing them in theaters, which was cheaper than having the performer travel on a circuit from burlesque house to burlesque house. 

As World War 2 finished, the film making guidelines were relaxed and the Grindhouse films moved into the direction of making nudist and exploitation films. This opened the door for film noir and more realism shown in films that the Hollywood system picked up. Soon, actors like Humphrey Bogart and others were making films that were considered grindhouse just a few years earlier.

Grindhouse producers and directors often found themselves on the cutting edge of film making. Although the quality of the films were often lacking, the subject matter was often what was on the lips of their viewing public. Without grindhouse and exploitation films we would not have many genres of films today such as torture porn horror that uses blood and special effects to show on screen murder in great detail. Many of these films became quite successful, such as the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, SAW and others. 

Today, there is a resurgence of Grindhouse films that imitate the movie making style of the late 1960s and 1970s such as the film Grindhouse by Quentin Tarantino, Machete by Robert Rodriguez, and Black Dynamite by Scott Sanders. 

Will Grindhouse survive?  Only if it keeps re-inventing itself like it has for the last 90 years.

Rated R – For nudity and language

In English

3.5 out of 5 stars

Pros: Lots of great film clips, nudity, and director interviews

Cons: Film clips do not always have the name attached to it. There are some I wish that I could see!

There is always something to exploit...

From the modern classic Black Dynamite sucka!

And yes, this guy is in EVERY documentary about film.

Sunday, June 29, 2014

Movie Review - Asian School Girls (2014)

Movie Review – Asian School Girls (2014)

Asian School Girls is an American made sexploitation action film about 4 high school girls that mixes multiple fetishes into a malformed stew of entertainment. Asian girls wearing Catholic school uniforms. If you like that combination, then this is the chocolate in your peanut butter! 

Wanting to blow off a little steam after a long week at school, one of the girls, May, comes up with the bright idea to go to a night club on Friday night. May is a computer hacker / slacker type who is too smart for school. After suggesting the idea, she surprises them by pulling out a fake id for all of her friends. Using the old, I’m over “at so-n-so’s house” trick, they all fool their parents. 

At the club, the girls dance and have fun. While sitting in the booth, one of the girls notice that two guys were checking them out at the bar. The guys seem friendly, and they buy drinks for all four of the girls. One of the guys mentions a party across town that is being held by a buddy. By the time they get to the hotel, the girls are in a semi-conscious state. 

In the hotel room, there are four older men waiting for them. The girls begin to panic, but cannot fight back as the drugs take hold. The men take the girls and chain them to chairs with ball gags in their mouths, except for Hannah. Hannah didn’t drink much and she had the pleasure of being chained to the bedpost with a ball gag while the men took turns raping her.

After the men took turns raping Hannah, they have their way on the other girls as well. The next day, the girls wake up on the street like discarded piles of trash. They start to figure out what happened to them, and was struck by the realization that they all had been raped. 

Distraught, the girls decide to take revenge out on the men that did this to them. One of the girls decides to contact a friend of her brother who just happens to be a cocaine dealing martial art expert who also attends classes at their high school! They strike up a deal, and for $5000 he will teach them martial arts and how to use handguns. Where did the girls get the money you ask? They become strippers at a local strip club. So to sum it up, we have underage teen rape victims that become strippers to get revenge on their rapists. Are you following this so far??  

The girls make their money, after a short martial art training montage they are on a revenge spree across the city. The rest you can probably figure out.

This film was distributed by The Asylum, the same company that is responsible for Sharknado and a long list of other pieces of cinematic garbage. This film can easily be added to the list. One of the biggest problems with this film is that although there is nudity in this film, there is no swearing which sticks out for some strange reason. I guess they have plans on editing it for television. This went straight to DVD.

Bad acting, lack of emotion etc. are par for the course here. I wonder how this film would have been if it were an actual Asian film?

Not Rated - My guess would be that they would rate it as an R.

1 out of 5 stars

In English

Pros: Strippers, lots of breasts, Asian women in school girl uniforms, girl / girl scene, torture, rape

Cons: Non-consensual sex, bad martial arts.


You can watch the entire film on Youtube here:

The ladies.

Torture anyone?

I guess no one bothered to tell her that it was a rape party that she was invited to...

Yea sure, all teens have pierced nipples...

Monday, June 9, 2014

Movie Review - The Ages of Lulu (1990)

Movie Review – The Ages of Lulu (1990)

The Ages of Lulu (aka Las edades de Lulu) follows the life of a young woman from birth into maturity starting in the 1960s Spain and moving forward. Lulu has developed a serious crush on Pablo who is her older brother Marcelo’s best friend. One evening, Pablo and Lulu’s brother sit chatting in the living room. Pablo mentions to Marcelo that he has an extra ticket to a rock n’ roll concert later that evening, but Marcelo cannot make it. Lulu’s brother suggested that he ask Lulu out to the concert. 

After the concert Lulu and Pablo go to a cafĂ© for drinks and desert. Afterwards, they spend time in Pablo’s car and Pablo seduces the young Lulu by teasing her through her white panties. This proves to be a bit overwhelming for the young Lulu. They leave the parking lot to go to Pablo’s mother’s art studio. He coaxes Lulu into revealing that she had experimented with masturbation while she sat without panties on his lap. That night they make love for the first time.

There is a certain level of creepiness with Pablo in the beginning of this film. It is hard to tell if Pablo is a couple of years old or 10 years older than Lulu. However, if you continue to watch the film, the creepiness wears off.

Shortly after their evening together, Pablo and Lulu’s brother Marcelo leave for graduate school in America. Before Pablo leaves he promises that he will come back for her. Several years pass by, and Lulu’s love for Pablo never fades.

We continue on through different aspects of Lulu and Pablo’s relationship as they grow together into marriage. With each new stage in their relationship, they raise the kink level. (Transgendered female, bondage, 3way, 4way, group sex, and more.) With each new category of sexuality, they always find themselves passionately in love. 

Pablo is kinky and experienced. He shares this with Lulu without telling her. He is clearly dominating Lulu and it shows in several scenes that they have together.  There is a slight edginess to Pablo that pushes Lulu toward new kinky horizons but that is not always the case. When Lulu and Pablo met Ely, a transgender prostitute, it was Lulu’s idea to harass Ely and her friends.

The hottest scene in the film pushed multiple taboo buttons that ended up with an explosion of several types featuring bondage. However, when pushing boundaries, there is always a point where you can find you and your partner stepping an emotional landmine. The crash that Pablo and Lulu hit would probably destroy most couples. Lucky for them, love has a way of working things out and that is how it should be. 

Overall, this is really a light romance story with a lot of erotica mixed in. Despite the forward movement in time, we learn very little about the characters in the film. Besides the sex, we know nothing about them. 

This film was based on a book with the same title by Almudena Grandes. It sold over one million copies in the 1990s. I guess that you could call it the 50 Shades of Grey of its time.

In Spanish with English subtitles

Rated NR (No rating from the MPAA)

2.5 out of 5 stars

Pros: Age play, erotic shaving, Dominant Male / Submissive female, 3ways, 4ways, orgies, bondage, voyeurism, prostitution, bi men

Cons: The age of Pablo’s character was a bit off putting. It was hard to tell if this guy was in the same age range as Lulu or an adult taking advantage of a young woman. The ending and the soundtrack was moronic.